Firstly, an apology for my tardy blogging these few months days. If you don't already know, i'm officially a member of the i-stay-in-a-jungle club now (on weekdays, that is) and have yet to get my internet sorted.

One good thing about moving into a town so small that the mighty Starbucks has not even invaded this place is of course the quality of life. Because the population of this area is so small, pollution is at its minimal. Greenery has never filled my life so much. The air here is so much fresher you can practically see the oxygen. Yup my friends, the oxygen level here is SO dense that it practically wraps this small lil' town that i now reside in with a layer of smog that you can clearly see. Ahh...the smell of fresh air. Healthy lifestyle here i come.
*if you didnt sense the sarcasm, I'm telling you thats what that was just now.

Bottom line is i cant believe such a small town would be so fucking polluted! Grrr...

Oh and i just watched Hairspray. John Travolta in drag? How can i miss this one! If you partially liked Dreamgirls but found it a tad tedious and too draggy, dont worry. Hairspray is the perfect ten to shows the likes of Dreamgirls. Totally opposite. You wont even notice time flying by, and thats good considering its one of the rare full 2 hour movies being churned out now. Think High School Musical with plenty of feet-tapping (that is if you've not already sprang out of your chair and burst out dancing along) and funny moments. This show is definately top notch in my books. I'm even thinking of getting the DVD as well (a feat for someone like me who hardly bothers watching the same movie twice). This show is definately...groovy, as they put it in the 60s.

Would love to elaborate more but i've got to get back to packing my things for the jungle now. Its gonna be a long week.

Happy Monday Blues everybody :P

More Blonde Moments

I cant get enough of South Carolina's blonde moments!

Saw this clip and found it absolutely hillarious i cant stop laughing!

I'm so evil!

Blonde/Ultimatum

This is hillarious!

Miss Teen South Carolina attempts to answer the question of why 1/5 Americans cant locate their own country on a world map.

Seriously, i dont know which is dumber. Her answer or the question!

Well if you ask me...

'I personal believe that Miss Teen South Carolina is in fact NOT as dumb as people would like to think she is. The fact that she'd managed to involve South Africa and the Iraq and Asia in a question that seeks to find why AMERICANS cant locate their own country just shows her ingenuity beyond our comprehension, thats all.

After all, her answer is simple. Americans cant locate their own country because they dont have maps! DUH! But of course, educating South Africa and the Iraq and Asia is equally as important too! I mean its obvious that one has got to educate these three countries before expecting ones own citizen to know where their country is located!

However, the most important part of her answer that should have landed her top marks for this Q&A session was definately her closing. I mean come on! By doing all that she suggested, US WOULD BE ABLE TO BUILT UP THEIR FUTURE FOR THEIR CHILDREN....or such as!'

*sniff sniff

I wonder if i know anyone like that...

Hi chien! *waves frantically*

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This clip is equally entertaining.

Enjoy :)